Why did the chicken cross the road?

Seriously....not just the chicken...

Over the past couple of weeks of driving the country roads from Elkhart to Goshen to my school, I have had some very interesting encounters. First, I was on my way home when a dozen (I counted) wild turkeys crossed the street in front of my car, causing me to wait for a couple of minutes for them to pass. The very next day I was on my way to school and I saw a cow that I thought was behind a fence near the edge of the road; that was until he ran across in front of my car. I had no idea that a cow could move as fast as it did. Then the next day as I was driving home I had to wait for 3 chickens to cross the road...and I have no idea why they were crossing it.

I need to move to major city!